For A Good Time, Take Hiram Grange Home With You
Won't you please take Hiram Grange home with you? He's tired, pissy, has fought too many monsters today, and just wants to find a place to rest, kick up his feet, enjoy a nice pipe stuffed to the brim with Opium and Presbyterian tobacco, and toast a little absinthe on the side. If you're extra special nice, he might even bring his collection of limited edition Jodie Foster DVDs. Maybe.
Or, if you're not interested in Hiram's charming company, perhaps you'd like to sample excerpts from his upcoming novella series, (transcribed by five equally charming fellows who've been very faithful to his dictations...mostly), or would also be interested in fiction by Kim Paffenrof, Michael West, Nate Southard, and more. Below - the blurb for Hiram Grange & The Chosen One, written by none other than myself. Hiram told me it all - over a nice roast duck....
Hiram Grange doesn't believe in fate; he makes his own destiny. It's a good thing, too, because Queen Mab of Faerie has foreseen the world's destruction, and it's all his fault. He must choose: save an innocent girl or the universe? It's just another day on the job for Hiram Grange.